I've Been Blog Tagged!

Okay, Miss Bea, you got me! I have been tagged! So here is how this little game works....

I got this list. I responded to five (you can do more) and then added three (you can do more) of my own. The chosen few that I tagged, you must now take the new list, answer 5 (you can do more) , add three (you can do more) of your own and then tag 3 (you can do more) people of your own. Get it? Good. Here goes.

The List:
If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a llama-rider...(by Ogre)
If I could be a bonnie pirate...(By Teach)
If I could be a servicemember...(By Jeremy)
If I could be a business owner...(By Blue944)
If I could be an actor... (By Blue944)
If I could be an agent...(By KelBel)
If I could be video game designer...(By KelBel)
If I could be a comic book artist...(By Stoli)
If I could be an exotic dancer...(by LuckySpinster)
If I could be a mental health professional...(by LuckySpinster)
If I could be a nail technician...(by LuckySpinster)
If I could be a character in a movie...(by Beatrice Petty)
If I could be a beauty queen...(by Beatrice Petty)
If I could be an enlightened despot...(by Beatrice Petty)

And The Ones from Me...
If I could be a guru......
If I could be an astronaut.....
If I could be anybody else....

Okay, so here goes my answers.....

If I could be a business owner I would open up the sex shop that I always wanted too! Not one of those gross ones people are afraid to walk into, but a classy one with a nice variety of toys for the bedroom. And lots of anal beads for my friend Mr.

If I could be a beauty queen, I would wear my crown everywear. Actually, sometimes I wear a crown out in public on my own....you should see the looks I get pumping gas.

If I could be a chef, I would make erotic cakes for my sex shop. I once made this giant penis cake. It was a hoot.

If I could be a bonnie pirate, I would make sure everyone celebrated "talk like a pirate day" on September 19th and get it declared a national holiday! Ar, me mateys!

If I could be a painter, I would travel around the world painting everything and anything I saw. I would spend much time in Paris painting the buildings and the people. And, Once I had honed my craft, maybe I would start to use new canvasses....like people. Then I could sell the people in my sex shop....Okay, well maybe not the people, maybe just pictures of them...

Oh yeah! And I hereby tag Marleybone Coach, Capitaine J and Myche.

Ha ha! Have fun kids...