This Woman is Giving All Us Girls a Bad Rep....
So, my friend Marleybone Coach posted this little ditty on her blog:
Woman caught trying to smuggle fish into Australia under her skirt
"During the search, customs officers became suspicious after hearing 'flipping' noises coming from the vicinity of her waist," the Australian Customs Service said in a press release.
Apparently, the woman had 15 plastic water-filled bags holding fish allegedly concealed inside an apron underneath her skirt....it gives new life to the old saying....if it tastes like chicken, keep on licking, if it tastes like trout, get the hell out......
Woman caught trying to smuggle fish into Australia under her skirt
"During the search, customs officers became suspicious after hearing 'flipping' noises coming from the vicinity of her waist," the Australian Customs Service said in a press release.
Apparently, the woman had 15 plastic water-filled bags holding fish allegedly concealed inside an apron underneath her skirt....it gives new life to the old saying....if it tastes like chicken, keep on licking, if it tastes like trout, get the hell out......
posted by Cascadia at 11:37 PM
3 Comments:
I wonder how normal the fish lady is?
What the???
It's just as bizarre as the guy who was let into the States after US Customs confiscated his bloody chainsaw. It was only later that he aroused suspicion while walking through some small town with his blood-soaked clothes. Turns out he went on some sort of killing spree in Nova Scotia or somewhere like that.
I can only imagine that the convo at the border crossing went something like this:
"Sir, you are welcome in our country but you are going to have to leave your chainsaw... which appears to be soiled with some sort of thick,reddish substance behind. Enjoy your visit and have a nice day"
Whoa.
Crickies! At least our Canadian borders are defended well....by KS, CH and DM.....well, exceot for the days they are hungover and tired!
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