Nude Pictures....
No, no, you sickos, not of me. Well, I am going to talk about me and nude pictures but there is no way in hell I would ever post any on my blog. I want to keep my fans! Okay, but lately, the topic of nudie pics has come up. It all started back in March when Spikey Haired Boy told me I should take nude pics and sell them. Apparently fat chick "porn" is quite popular. To be quite honest, I actually considered it. Not the porn part, but the nude pictures part. But then, I can't stand to look at myself in regular, fully clothed photos, I can't imagine what I would think of my entireness spread eagle on a bearskin rug.
But, nude pictures has once again entered my brain, but in an entirely different way. You see, I still talk to three guys via MSN messenger that I met months ago on Lavalife. I am not expecting anything to come out of these cyber friendships, but it is a nice way to pass the time on a boring evening. Of the three, one of them I chat and flirt innocently with, one of them is a sexual fiend who I must admit I have practiced my erotic novelist skills on and the last one I don't talk to very often as our schedules conflict. But I did talk to him last night. He begged me to take nude pictures of myself and send them to him. He was also very drunk. Now, maybe I am a prude, or maybe I am just cynical and think I would find myself online one day, but I just can't see myself doing that for a complete stranger.
But, it brings up an interesting point...how many of you have taken nudie pics of yourself? With the advent of digital cameras, it is much much much easier to partake in amateur porn that is was a few years ago. Heck, my sister even has a nude bondage picture of her girlfriend on her cell phone. Maybe I should just grin and "bare-it" and get my chunky ass in front of a camera.....or maybe I will stick to words, I seem to be better with them. So, tell me your nude photo stories. Afraid they will show up somewhere? Have they? I am very very curious....
But, nude pictures has once again entered my brain, but in an entirely different way. You see, I still talk to three guys via MSN messenger that I met months ago on Lavalife. I am not expecting anything to come out of these cyber friendships, but it is a nice way to pass the time on a boring evening. Of the three, one of them I chat and flirt innocently with, one of them is a sexual fiend who I must admit I have practiced my erotic novelist skills on and the last one I don't talk to very often as our schedules conflict. But I did talk to him last night. He begged me to take nude pictures of myself and send them to him. He was also very drunk. Now, maybe I am a prude, or maybe I am just cynical and think I would find myself online one day, but I just can't see myself doing that for a complete stranger.
But, it brings up an interesting point...how many of you have taken nudie pics of yourself? With the advent of digital cameras, it is much much much easier to partake in amateur porn that is was a few years ago. Heck, my sister even has a nude bondage picture of her girlfriend on her cell phone. Maybe I should just grin and "bare-it" and get my chunky ass in front of a camera.....or maybe I will stick to words, I seem to be better with them. So, tell me your nude photo stories. Afraid they will show up somewhere? Have they? I am very very curious....
posted by Cascadia at 7:09 PM
4 Comments:
I used to work in a furniture rental place and had to do repossessions. One time I repo'ed a computer system from a woman who was quite adamant that she clean off her harddrive first.
Needless to say she never paid her bills and we had to show up one day and take the computer. She had no time to clean the harddrive and was frantic that we erase everything as quickly as possible.
Well... my coworker caught wind of her desire to destroy the computer contents and we began to wonder what someone might have on their computer that they would not want to fall into the wrong hands. One thing topped the list...
Nude pictures.
So my coworker hooked up the computer and went in search of those nude pictures. He was certain they were in there. I was less optimistic and bet him a dollar there was nothing.
I lost my dollar. And my lunch.
Unfortunately she was not an attractive woman with even less than attractive tattoos (iy might have been a soaring eagle on perky breasts when she was younger but it looked more like a diving teradactyl stitched onto a sweatsock with a grapefruits inside).
And a word of warning... women in their 40s should not have nipple rings. That just made me want to barf.
(shudders)
PS: One of those three guys you mentioned in this post better be me!
TeeHee,
Me thinks Cass has a blogger b/f... I feel so left out.
At any rate... nude photos. Nope, never. Never will I ever. Yes, I am a prude, but it has little to do with that. Am I the only one who has read countless tales of a bitter ex using nude photos taken in the name of love and respect as a means of revenge? Until humans as a species become a little kinder, I will never take my clothes of for a camera.
A nude photo portait? Perhaps... or even a nude portrait... something I could be proud of, and not ashamed if others saw it.
I apply the same logic to my blog. If I would, in any way, be embarrassed about something that I wrote say, should my parents stumble across it... then I won't write it. If there is a possibility of being embarrassed by nude pictures getting out... same thing.
But then again, I'm a total chickensh*t.
I'm with Bea on this one. But even if you are comfortable enough to take the pics, don't do it for a stranger. The fact that you are asking these questions leads me to believe that you won't do it. Do it for the right guy and it could be a lot of fun.
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